Name: Charles "Chaz" Delfiglio

Likes: Chicks, PBR, chicks, Schlitz, and PBR.

Dislikes: Chicks that are stuck in the 90s.

Looking for in a woman: Skanks, whores, your sister, two bit hookers, and that girl Carly from down on Roosevelt and 9th.

Favorite line: "Let's get Chazzed!"

Dream:Owning his own pawn shop, married to the kind chick that's into two chicks with one dude.

Fun fact: Has the names of all the members of Motley Crue tattooed on his ass cheek.

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