Name: Walter "Wally" Lachowski

Likes: "Good" times, air guitar, and long walks at Wal-Mart.

Dislikes: Martians, dude! They're coming for us!

Looking for in a woman: Chick that can play air drums and ride the big wheel.

Favorite Baywatch Girl: Nicole Eggert

Dream: Starting his own band, "Dirty Sally."

Fun fact: Doesn't remember the 80s, but in his defense he doesn't really remember much of the 90s.

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